Welcome to this cringe

I've literally never done this before. This, is all I have to work with.

Sure I know how to make bold and italic text.

But this is nowhere near what I wish it could be.

Here's a list of things I wish I could do:

• Cool background
• Music?
• Some kind of edgy but unique aesthetic that gets me discarded as a wannabe clone of the very thing that inspired me to try this, which would of course be true
• Lore???

I'm really gonna have to check out these tutorials some time.